Height Of Social Networking

HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING


Teacher: Where is your homework ???
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK ,


I have uploaded a copy of it &
tagged you =:)
hehehehe ...

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Pocha Mujse Chand Aur Sitarone

Raat ko pocha mujse chand aur sitarone...
Tujhe bhula dya tere jigri yaro ne,


Maine bhi muskuraate hoye kaha....,
Hongay sare kamene buzy apne apne kamon main.....lol.

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Koi Aitbaar Nahi

‎1st Girl:
aj kal k larkon ka koi aitbaar nahi hy.
mein to ab uska mooh bhi nahi dekhon gi.


2nd Girl:
... q kia tm ny usko kisi or girl k sath dykh lia hy?
nahi us ne mujhy kisi aur larky k sath dykh lea ,
halan k kal keh raha tha mein out of city ja rha hn.
jhoooota...........
dhoky baaz..

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Draama Mat Ker

Maine apne dil se poocha: muhy raat bhar
neend q nahi ati??
.
.


... mere dil ne kaha.
.
.
.
.
draa mat ker, beta tu dopeher main jo so jata hai.....


.
.
<(',') oh shit. II> mein smjha
_/\_ pyar wyar ho gya
hai..........

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Kiya Karogi

Papa:


"metric" k bad kiya karogi?


beti"
...
L.M.W.F


papa:


what is l.m.w.F??


beti:


"love"
"merrage"
"with"
"Faraz"


yeh larkian b na dewani hain.....

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Badqisnati Kii Inteha

"Badqisnati ki Inteha"


MA duniya k sab se pyare insan ki kiss
lena chahta hun lekin


... .
.
.
.


Mere hont mere Gaalon ko choo nai sakte!
SHit yrrrr.....

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Apni Plko Pr Bitha Lo ♥

Girlfrnd ko apni plko pr bitha lo ♥
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo ('',)
Pyar karo uski saheli k samne itna ki
.
.
... .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Uski saheli b aa k kahe "JANU" mujhe bi pata
lo. :D
.
.
HAsy..!!

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai ?

Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota
Hai?
.


Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar
Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1
... pyar karne wala mile ga.
.



Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
.
Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge ;P
teacher ne sach bola :D

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Aj Subah Pani

Aj subah pani se mun dhOo k ehsaas huwa :P
.
.
.
.
... ... FaraZ ^_^
.
.
..
K titantiC waley larky ki tOw wat lag gyi hOgi
baChi ki Chakkar mai :P :D

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

A Real Heart Touching Story

A real heart touching story that happened in
China ..
.
..
..
... .. ..
..
..
. なだや羅やわマヤなた 名棚や探
したい以下対する目指し回友人
目指し差が愛する
なたさるかなだ羅山な滝さやか
あな�� �やマヌらは坂花やまあ
傘話間に魚玉� ��らはがやわ まぁら花や なたまやかあさらや
わはさたなはやなたきたなよ��
�いさは早見たかあやバカにかわ
鼻高� ��なわ谷中あ だ名はさな
たかなあかさやなやまなたあか
さなや帆な肉違い�� �耶 really atouching story....
Meri tou Aankho me Aansoo Aa gaye :D :P

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Mere aangan mein Kabhi flowr Khila Krty thy

Mere aangan mein Kabhi flowr Khila Krty thy.

Meri eyes mein b dreams basa Krty thy,

MuJhKo halaat Ki aandhi ne giraya othrwise.
...
Mere shadow mein b Kuch people raha Krty thy,

Hain remembr hmain rafaqat Ki wo watch ab b.

Dil Ki heartbeat b tere sath suna Krty thy,

AaJ wo mehfil mein stranger bnay bethey haIn.

Jo Kabi muJey apni life Kaha Krty thy.

Ab trasti hain teri deed Ko Eyes,

IK period tha hm roz mila Krty thy... :)) :p

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms,Shair-o-Shairi

Sbko Sharam Aygi

Bap beti se:tm chup kr mobile pe BAT Q krti ho sb k samne krne me SHARM ati hai?

CHOTI BEHAN:

Papa baji ko chup k hi baat krne den wrna sbko SHARAM aygi.



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*^*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Ankhien Bnd Karlo

*. .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.

Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.

Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .*



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*^*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Ben 10

aik larkay ki 9 behnen thy, 10 ve behan paida hui to,
aik dost ne poocha iska nam kya rakho gey.
larkay ne jawab dia:
Ben 10.


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*^*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

I'm Warning You

Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I'm not doing anything..
Girl : That's why I'm warning you..

Hurry up ! :D


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*^*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Switch It Off

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off.



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*^*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Pathan Rocks

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
But PATHAN Rocks
.
Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?
.
Pathan:Pakoray
hehehehe;-)



*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*^*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Nobody Knows Them

There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
And nobody knows them.


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*^*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

Don't Drink Unboiled Water

Attention plz...!

Don't drink unboiled water..

Because..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*^*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms

A Sweet Story

A Sweet Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
.
.
Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy....


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*^*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Read more »

Posted in: Funny sms